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It all started with Donald Trump on The View. (No, we don’t have to go back to 9/11 – this all starts with Mr. Donald “You’re Fired” Trump – trust me.)

So, Donald comes on and asks Obama to “…SHOW his Birth Certificate” – something lawmakers had been demanding for years, but never got him to do.

Then Whoopi Goldberg throws the obligatory racist reference, trying to bury the issue in a pile of dog crap. But the racist card has never really worked when it comes to Obama. He’s too “white” for most black folk – too “black” for most white folk – and simply not Asian enough – for Indonesia.

Now, this is a document people had been asking him for – for a very long time. And he spent about two million dollars in legal fees, trying to AVOID showing. But as if by some magical reality-show turn around, the President of the United States of America – seemed to listen to The Trump.

Voila!

Birth Certificate of the President of the United States of America

Only problem is, that the Photoshop work – isn’t quite as “polished” as it should have been… especially for THE President of the United States of America!

Actually, the document is a total mess. It’s like a child forging a parent’s signature SO BADLY it is almost as if he WANTED to get caught. We’ll just blame it on the OCR for now… and let it go. The President of the United States of America has BETTER things to do…

Like… make a movie of himself, as President of the United States of America.

Deleted from the movie – are scenes which include the invasion of Libya, and the killing of Gaddafi’s youngest son and grandchildren – not to mention the deaths of a whole lot of civilians who just happen to be at the wrong place, at the wrong time…

But it’s just A MOVIE. No one REALLY gets killed – right?

Ah!

Well… that’s where you are WRONG!

You see, just HOURS before they announced Osama’s “demise”- something very strange happened to the PRICE of SILVER!
It got SLAUGHTERED!

Silver fell 14 percent in an hour – $6 in twelve minutes. Remember this was BEFORE the announcement. Just so happened that most of the Asian bourses were closed for an extended Labour Day Holiday…. so, who exactly was doing all that selling?

Now, of course – they have their “REASON” for the fall – Silver fell BECAUSE Osama was “killed.”

(We also know now – that the silver market, is somehow PSYCHIC! It falls just hours BEFORE a terrorist gets KILLED!)

Enter Geraldo Rivera – with a bad moustache, and even worse acting skills…

Even Obama can do a better job that THAT! Come on Geraldo… the BIG BAD WOLF just DIED! Jump around a little – get naked – dance in the street…. just don’t sit there like you failed acting class!

Just watch Obama take credit for something which never happened….

Anyone remember the Birth Certificate?

No… I guess not.

Obama just KILLED Osama… even though he’s been dead since 2001.

Hey, the next time anyone asks you for YOUR Birth Certificate or, Driver’s Licence – you know what to do.

UPDATE:

It helps to dispose of fictitious evidence – as quickly as possible…

UPDATE 2:

Trump covering his ass…

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